User:Risviltsov/Alliteration Addiction Association

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The Absurdist Alliteration Addiction Authoritative Association of America, abbreviated to the Alliteration Addiction Association, is an association that allays people of their addiction to alliteration. (no shit) First founded as the fore-front alliance for fixing up the frays created by alliteration, the Alliteration Addiction Association has successfully allayed many authors of their ailments of using absurd amounts of alliteration in their publications, using many methods such as making them mine for meaningless pay instead of minding their manners when writing and by playing trap rap.

Establishment[edit | edit source]

The Absurdist Alliteration Addiction Authoritative Association of America was established by the entrepreneurial Edward. E. Eldwilds, an emaciated Englishman who was exceptional at exceedingly alliterative epithets. Whilst excruciatingly emitting excrement, he envisioned an everlasting empire of alliterative illiterate fucks whom society saw as shit.

Authorities[edit | edit source]

The Alliteration Addiction Association assigns an ample amount of authoritative positions for special authors to take up.

Ask Authors About Alliteration Association[edit | edit source]

An assembly of authors, named the Ask Authors About Alliteration Association, are the bottom-tier authority.

Asinine Alliteration Authority[edit | edit source]

Disciplinary Detention District[edit | edit source]

The Disciplinary Detention District, also known as Duran Duran, deals with the disciplinary measures that are dished out to detention-serving drug dealers (slang for authors who abuse alliteration, aka abusive authors).

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Punishments[edit | edit source]

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Controversy[edit | edit source]

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