User:Redezem

The Almighty Lord Redezem is the ruler of the Redezrian Empire , Enemy of God and Consul to Satan (who he thinks is rather cool). Redezem is a god in human form, though god of what we dont know. Obviously something evil, as he is not in the slightest good. As a result of this, he hasnt had Santa come over to his house on Christmas for the last 10,000 years or so. This makes him upset, and now he has issued a bounty on Santa's head for over a google dollars. Needless to say, Santa has had to buy weapons off Osama Bin Laden so he can protect himself.

How Redezem Came To Exist

It all started with some boso trying to create a super human, and getting the gods involved. As a prank, they created Redezem to piss this guy off. Redezem exeeded their expectations and killed him. He then proceeded to take control of the Moon and attempted to force his will onto the earth. He took control of a man named Stalin and started the cold war. It didnt work, and America one. Redezem is now attempting to undermine the United States by putting an idiot in charge, namely George W Bush. At the same time, Redezem's evil Redezrian Empire is taking over most places in the galaxy, and rallying the Martians.

Redezem's Hobbies

Redezem has 2 hobbies. They are Blowing Stuff Up and distributing Green Cheese to all places on Earth. He also has a fancy for stuffing up the laws of physics, which he has turned into an artform. Things he has done are:

1. Making Einstien seem right 2. Giving Newton a nasty bruise with an apple 3. Making more people bad on the full moon and 4. Allowing for computers to exist.

Redezem And The Moon Landing

Conspiricy has it that the moon landing didnt happen, they were very nearly right. What happened was that the astronaughts landed on the moon, and were promply shot by troops of the Redezrian Empire. The bodies were stuffed and sent back to Earth with a note saying "With Love, Redezem". The stuffed bodies were then put on strings and used to film a fake landing.