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Iggy Azelea is a female artist responsible for creating the hit song "Fancy" which featured Charli XCX that got parodied by "Weird Al" Yankovic as "Handy". That is unfortunately the notable thing she has done to warrant this article's existence, she has done nothing since that has ever gained notoriety. It's such a shame that she hasn't done anything like say... make a famous career for herself or prevent herself from being used as a joke but she does have the dubious honor of having each subsequent album sell less than the one before.

History[edit | edit source]

Look at this, it looks like Beverly Hills or some shit.

Early Life[edit | edit source]

Iggy Azalea was born in some area of ritzy Australia.[1] She lived a normal life until one day she said "dada, I want to be a rapper!" and decided to throw her life away and her family to move to the ATL, where she would get one step closer to creating Weird Al's masterpiece "Handy".

Discovery by some famous rapper[edit | edit source]

So apparently, despite having the worst raps in existence; she was discovered by a rapper more famous than her named T.I. or some shit.[2] T.I. then signed her to his label and released her first and only popular single "Fancy", which somehow blew up in the charts because everybody liked the chorus but oddly enough, not the verses.

Parody by Weird Al[edit | edit source]

In 2014, when "Weird Al" Yankovic approached Iggy Azalea to parody her song "Fancy", she thought this would be the start of a wonderful career but little did she know that "Weird Al" Yankovic would do "Fancy" better than herself.[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much] It was the only time that Iggy Azalea ever got to meet "Weird Al" Yankovic for her career would take a downward turn for the worst when people complained to her about appropriating and hawking the culture.

She was subsequently mocked by a Q-Tip, some rapper from Brooklyn and almost everybody joined in because her raps sucked. Nobody bought her albums and she is remembered as little more than a footnote in the history of real musicians who matter. Like Beethoven and Drake.[3]

Influence[edit | edit source]

Iggy Azelea has no influence compared to "Weird Al" who has influenced pop culture tenfold with songs such as "White & Nerdy", "Amish Paradise", "I Lost on Jeopardy" and "I Love Rocky Road", "Weird Al" has a better touch with pop culture and people as a whole while Iggy Azelea continues to attempt to regain her popularity with her stupid raps and her lack of talent.

I mean how many popular albums does "Weird Al" have, he has 12... Iggy Azelea only has one popular song and that is "Handy" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much] It could be said that "Weird Al" influenced Iggy what with his obsession on Star Wars, Polka medleys, parodies of songs... He even met Michael Jackson when he was still alive! Iggy Azelea will never be able to meet Michael Jackson because he is dead but I guess Offset from the Migos counts right?

Controversy[edit | edit source]

Cultural Appropriation[edit | edit source]

Iggy Azalea often gets called out for being white and not having any street experience to back up her rap career. But I know what you're saying, "Weird Al" can rap right? why can't she? Well sir it's because "Weird Al" is white & nerdy so he can rap and not make it look like it came from a blonde wearing lipstick while trying to look street for her poser friends.

Not only that, but she never took the time to real music. Most of what Iggy has done is the result of producers, A&R execs and makeup artists who are paid to ensure Iggy Azalea looks her best. Meanwhile "Weird Al" does everything himself and he has 12 grammys,[4] way more than Iggy Azalea's pitiful grammy, which is only 1 grammy. That's like on the board stuff.

Random Weird Al Facts Because I Ran Out of Funny Stuff to Say about Iggy Azalea[edit | edit source]

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  • "Weird Al" Yankovic was born in Lynwood, CA; which is located next to Compton, CA.
  • "Weird Al" Yankovic and Coolio had a long running feud that ended in bloodshed.
  • "Weird Al" Yankovic had appeared more times in The Simpsons than any other guest character in existence.
  • "Weird Al" Yankovic has his own TV show and 12 grammys to back up his talent.
  • "Weird Al" Yankovic calls up Bill Gates frequently and makes him act as his tech support.[5]
  • "Weird Al" Yankovic has lasted longer than any of the artists he has parodied.
  • "Weird Al" Yankovic is one of the 4 horsemen of death.
  • "Weird Al" Yankovic is one of the few friends God has and they have family friendly parties because Weird Al is not into drugs at all![Citation not needed at all; thank you very much]

See Also[edit | edit source]

References[edit | edit source]

  1. I can't be bothered to look it up but I saw pics and boy was that shit fancy.
  2. What T.I. stands for, I do not know.
  3. Don't you dare judge me, I like sophisticated work.
  4. It's true, look it up.
  5. As depicted in the "It's All About the Pentiums" music video.