User:Ravenix

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie. \m/

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

About Ravenix, the Mysterious Vampire Ninja

No-one knows quite where (or what) she came from. It's thought that she might be the bastard offspring of a drunken tryst between Vincent Valentine and Trent Reznor 2.0, but no-one can say for sure.
All that is known is that she is dark, enigmatic, and deadly (esp. when there's no chocolate)... And she's very prone to cookies and random outbursts of Gir quotes.

Her goal is to spread the message of the Vampire Ninja, seeing as nobody seems to have thought of it yet. She'll probably add other random crap that springs to mind, too.

She spends far too much time on the Internet, but don't worry, she hardly ever looks at the sensible stuff.