User:Rantalaska

Rantalaska is the uncyclopedia username for Sean Mannion, a self-promoting, self-obsessed, talentless, hack. His entire reason for getting an Uncyclopedia account is to promote his crappy blog and podcast Rant Alaska.

Delusions

Sean has deluded himself about a variety of things including but not limited too:

• He is the illegitimate son of Sean Connery and a Farrah Fawcett clone.
• God has personally selected him to spread the truth to everyone on the internet.
• He is in the middle of lifelong feud with Stephen Colbert, which he is winning.

Other Stupid Notions

• Midgets are creepy.
• Venture Bros. is the best television program since Three's Company.
• Has a Bionic Penis.