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This is how people though Tchaikovsk looked like when he was working on The Nutcracker

This is how he really looked like in that time

The Nutcracker (Russian: Бдll cгцshёг) is an 1892 two-act anarcho-punk die hard jazz ballet ("hairy ballet"; Russian: vфdкд, balet-me-die), originally choreographed by Pyotr and Tchaikovsky with a score by the metaljazzhead Pyotr Sillybitch Tchaikovsky. The libretto is adapted from Hoffmann's short acid trip "The Nutty Crack-head and the Tuna Mousse King".

After the success of the rap ballet The Sleeping Gangster in 1890, Some dude commissioned Tchaikovsky in his rap phase to compose a double-nuts program featuring both an anarcho jazz opera and a heavy ballet. Tchaikovsky was going to say "fuck no" but if he don't do what that guy said he was going to get shot in the nuts so he changed his mind. He not only turned into an die hard jazz fan, but also an metal head. He joined forces with some guys that aren't even known in their own home and then The Nutcracker was made.

Plot

Below is a synopsis based on the original 1892 libretto by Marius Petipa, some frenchie exotic dancer but it is also based on the mind of some crack addict wanker, we all know we are talking about you.

The Toy itself

A Nutcracker is an type of evil doll that always appears on Christmas to invade our homes or local stores, They are most commonly made to resemble an creepy old rapist dressed as a toy soldier, they have big teeths and small nuts because they are already cracked.

See Also

• Ballet
• Christmas
• Mouse King