User:RabbiTechno/TechnoShed/30dos/P5

30 Days of Shite - did you see what I did there?

So which gun do you choose, cowboy? Think carefully, now - a gun isn't just a lethal weapon, you know. It's also a status symbol which, if chosen correctly, can win you the adulation and respect of your peers.

P5a That snub-nosed one. After all, it's unobtrusive, it'll fit in your pocket (or in your handbag/purse. Most of the people who choose a gun like that carry a handbag/purse. Especially men), and you really doubt you'll ever use it - you're only buying it because you'll feel better knowing it's there.

P5b The one that looks a bit like the gun carried by your favourite character in your favourite video game (fanboy).

P5c The big one.

P5d The even bigger one.

P5e The fucking massive one with lasers and spikes and shit on it that looks like someone hacksawed it off the underneath of an anti-tank Apache helicopter.