User:RAHB/EGAoEitDoM TY

Greetings Uncyclopedia, and welcome to UnNews. In a bizarre turn of events today, a local man by the name of RAHB, was awarded the Emanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation. In a press conference today, RAHB said that he would like to thank all those who made his receiving this award possible. And he did so too. Until next time Uncyclopedia. Stay safe, or have a potluck, or have a nice whatever. Whichever way you look at it...sign off lines suck.