User:QXZ/Xü

Xü ix a very good reaxon to write xe letter "x" too many timex.

No, wait...

Xü ix xe offixial language of Xüland. It ix xe bext language of all, xough nobody yet recognixex xix amaxing fact.

I mean, xeriouxly, it ix XO MUXH BETTER xan boring old Bork or grotty Gusvuurtiexhen!!!

Hixtory

Xü wax invented and patented in 1777 by Xavier Xünchenmann, who xpent a boring xhildhood in a country where the letter X wax outlawed,

Look, I get the idea! Now stop putting a damned link on every damned you know what!!! ~ User:Ffjnk on this article

and anyone who üxed thix letter in xpeexh got whipped till xeir buttox looked like a map of xuburban Xydney.