User:Pscyhotic Spartan/Part 2
You really are a boring fucker to read the shit I write. Well, might as well keep you entertained.
влагалище фобия[edit | edit source]
Vagophobia, meaning fear of pussy, is a disease crawling around the corner of every gay man's house. To enter his house is to risk catching this absurdly contagious disease. In fact, there's about a 89% chance of you catching it for every minute you are in that house. Facts are scary aren't they?
Cимптом[edit | edit source]
To be vagophobic is a fearful life indeed. Everywhere you go you'll see vaginas flapping in the night breeze on some hot porno. You won't even be able to turn on your computer without encountering them.
Even in your own house you may encounter the vagina. If you someday find yourself in such a rare circustance stay calm; It's not even after you. It's after your idiot friend Jerry. He'll die slowly enough to make for your escape at night.
мимолетный[edit | edit source]
Running from vaginitus is a difficult task. Their everywhere. Fret not for you can make yourself seemingly repulsive to the untrained eye.
- запах: use vagina urine to mask your scent
- зрительный: get an erection to appear bigger than the vagina
- кровь: carry a weapon at all times in case of a rabid vagina
Follow these 3 rules and you'll be invincible in no time.
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You're reading more literature than your mother could've ever hoped for.