User:PoorNUnknown/Order
“I prefer to start at the bottom and work my way upwards.”
Order[edit | edit source]
is necessary. Those are our Orders.
The Beginning[edit | edit source]
In order:
- The First Point;
- The Next Point: if this is wrong, you now have chaos;
- Something which follows logically;
- Something else your boss ordered you to put here;
- Something those voices said was necessary;
- This bit is in just the right place;
- This bit comes just after (or the bit above wouldn't be in Order);
- A power of polynomial function in an electronic circuit's block, such as a filter, an amplifier, etc;
- a 3-stage cascade of a 2nd-order bandpass Butterworth filter;
- That bit was true - I had to tell you or I would be Out Of Order;
- which would be disorderly;
- unless it was the last bit, which it isn't, and that should be explained.
- This is the last part of this section. Now stop asking awkward questions and proceed to the next section.
The Middle[edit | edit source]
Order dictates that this section should expand upon the above, describing, deepening, and illuminating the points made, one by one, in order. I will now proceed to explain, in order, how this is accomplished. Please sit still as I do so.
The First Point[edit | edit source]
which is the first point, this being at the front of the list. Any other position for this point would the place it in Disorder, which is something different and the subject of a separate article. This section is not the actual first point, but merely an explanatory first point. Do not use points like this one without the correct training, as overuse of explanatory first points (such as this one) can create Disorder unless explained in a clear and orderly manner.
Subsequent points[edit | edit source]
which follow one by one, thereby creating Order. You need to get this right, in order to get your order in the correct order.
The Final Point[edit | edit source]
comes at the end, which this point does not. This could, at first glance, give an impression of Disorder, but seeing as this section is explanatory, its current position is in order.
The Bit After The Middle[edit | edit source]
whose function is to explain the section above, and has to be in this position, or it would be explaining the section below, and therefore not in the correct order.
It is often necessary to point this out: sections which are Out Of Order or In Disorder are, under Order #4.1.3, Orders relating to Order and the orderly keeping thereof, section 2, required to be raised as Points of Order in any orderly discussion about Order. Those are our orders.
Please feel free to peruse the next section in an orderly manner.
The End[edit | edit source]
Here we conclude our presentation of the above, referring once again to the order in which the above points were presented, in order to create an orderly impression.
Do not arrive late when wishing to reach this section.
Statistics[edit | edit source]
(not including this section)
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The Post-End[edit | edit source]
This is unnecessary unless we did not explain the possible necessity of this section above, which we did not, thereby making this section necessary.
Editing this page[edit | edit source]
Please form an orderly queue here. This is a tidy page: please ensure your hair is combed and your tie is straight before editing. Pets are not allowed.
Disorder[edit | edit source]
Anything which deviates from the above.
Reverse Order[edit | edit source]
Start here and read this page backwards.