User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Cracktonbarbeercomplain

Zork Random

Monkey	Score: 17	Moves: 17
> complain to monkey-bartender The monkey laughs. He seems to think he's some kind of great joker. The monkey says something (in monkey) to the flies, and they all laugh in a fly-sort-of-way. The monkey then says, in English, "I challenge you to a video-gaming tournament. If you lose, you die, and I get everything you own. If I lose, I die, and you get everything I own. And by the way, if you decline, you get banned from this bar for all eternity. Oh, unless you buy and drink another of my disgusting beers." accept challenge leave bar buy another beer