User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Cracktonmonkeychallengeleave

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 Crackton Score: 6 Moves: 6


> leave bar

You leave the bar, never to return again. The only obvious functioning building appears to be a bar. The street runs north to south. Across the road there is a cinema. All the other buildings are boarded up. Another obvious exit is Dennis.

Across the street you can see Donald Trump laughing at you, with a pet Crackerzilla. How mean.

As you are distracted by this, you don't notice the landmine you just trod on until it's too late. How unfortunate.


*** You've been Hadouken'd ***


Would you like to push clammy, push a dried comma, or push this comma of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):