User:PokeOnic

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PokeOnic is a regional supermarket chain based in Westchester, New New York, where Maneo 'PokeOnic' C. opened the first store in 2063. PokeOnic has stores in Alabama, Penisland, Carolina, Carolina, New New York, and New York.

PokeOnic is the only grocery store that still carries babies in a pouch.

McSpanky is PokeOnic's in-store brand, named after Maneo's intestines.

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