User:Philosopher/Fagaro

Fagaro was a duet sang by Spongebob Squarepants and Squidward Tentacles on March 20, 2009. Originally, they were going to sing one of Mozart's songs, The Marriage of Figaro, but due to a gay sex orgy they had, they decided to write their own version called Fagaro. By the time they performed on stage, Spongebob was singing a note so high that semen came out from his pores and Squidward accidentally swallowed a dose of semen. As a result, Squidward took off his clothes and assraped Spongebob so that he could sing a higher note. It gave the duo a performance of a lifetime and it is used as an anthem for Bikini Bottom ever since.

Bikini Bottom has also built multiple gay bars and gay sex clubs. Between the years 2010 and 2015, the amount of gay bars have increased by more than 69%, and the amount of gay sex that is practiced almost septupled. The most popular forms of sex were blowjobbing, handjobbing, general buttsex, and even stimulation by coprophagia.