User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Precious Moments

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Precious Moments is a line of cute products (mention something about kawaii or super deformed?) designed to (brainwash people into ... ? Usual conspiracy theory stuff goes here)

(Part of the joke is that they are based on an actual race of humanoid creatures, which can be either aliens or a "previous generation" of humans in the New Age sense. Could the products be intended for use as voodoo dolls against said humanoids? Or artifacts left by said humanoids? Or something involving robotics - see uncanny valley?)

(Do the Precious Moments people have any natural enemies? Copied from the explanation page: "For example, alien invaders might spread disease, steal or poison food, or directly prey upon the Precious Moments people.")

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Explanation of the conspiracy[edit | edit source]

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