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Elephant In The Room
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Directed byRené Magritte
Written byRené Magritte
Produced byNorman Lear
StarringTommy Wiseau, Marilyn Monroe, Albert Einstein
Distributed byCBS
Running time
650 min.
LanguageEnglish
Budget$9.49

Elephant In The Room is a 1959 surrealist film released by CBS. The film documents a story about a man who realizes that there is an elephant in his room, screaming for the rest of the runtime. Featuring an ensemble cast with Tommy Wiseau, Marilyn Monroe, and Albert Einstein, the film was erroneously panned by critics, who later praised it for the fact that the main character's screams were loud. However, in the 1960s, some dead Commie that no one cares about tried to copyrighting it. Luckily, he was killed again by an elephant while he was in his bedroom. Nowadays, people use this idiom falsely, failing to acknowledge the elephant in the room, which is that the definition of the idiom was invented by that dead Commie to try to steal credit.