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Creating An UnProvise

Creating An UnProvise

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STOP!

Sorry, I didn't mean to sound so aggressive and all, I just wanted to offer a little bit of help, especially if this is the first time you've created an UnProvise. Before you create your UnProvise you should do these things:

1. Breathe - this is always useful when one is pursuing the art of living.
2. Read Our Holy Book - the said holy book contains everything you need to know about UnProvise and our UnRules. If you haven't read it, make sure you do! I don't want to sound preachy or anything, it's just a good idea.
3. Read This - I think, personally, that it is also a very good idea to read this. This should help you out on exactly how to start off a UnProvise and/or how to continue one.
4. Check! - have you checked all the other UnProvises, to see what they're like? There's no point just creating an UnProvise and then discovering there is one egg-zactly like it, already.
5. Crab - no that crab on the right-hand side, there, doesn't have anything to do with anything. Yup, it's just there. Hey, stop flirting with it!
6. Have Fun - if you don't have fun while using UnProvise, we'll actually shoot you. We know where you live so we'll find it okay. Actually, I'll find it okay, as I would personally come and shoot you. Actually it would be quite useful if you lent me that map, though.

Okay you can get back to creating your UnProvise now, if you still want to. Go on, off you go, run along now! What are you waiting for, silly? Oh right, one second, ah, here we go...

START!