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Opossumopedia: Wolverology

Wolverology is the study of topics related to Walbro, the Aracuan Bird, Wolverhampton, and Uncyclopedia commie parties.

The term is derived from the Greek γόυλβερολόγια (góulberológia), itself from the roots γόυλβερ- (góulber) meaning “Wolver” and -λόγια (logia) meaning “knowledge.”

History

Origins

While it is known that Walbro himself has edited Uncyclopedia since at least January 2012, Wolverology only has its origins around 2020, when Walbro became notorious for his abundance of strange pages, such as SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN.

Breakthrough on March 15, 2024

On March 15, 2024, a large sum of Wolverological information and research was collected and analyzed on the page Talk:SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN/Opossumist Aaaaaaaan Commie Party of Ojaio. New discoveries, such as the meaning of “cacatoneditucan”, the musical melody of “SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN”, and Walbro’s “Heathcliff”-esque humor style were made by DaniPine3, Alula and OPOSSUM.

Modern Wolverology

OPOSSUM’s commie party logo, one of a few examples of Wolverhamptonish fan fiction.

Modern-day Wolverological study relies more on Walbro’s comments and activity than on his articles. OPOSSUM and DaniPine3 also became fully aware of Walbro’s at-least-12-year presence on Uncyclopedia on September 22nd, 2024.

Wolveronymology

Wolveronymology is the study of Walbro’s various aliases to track his history on the site. A few monikers that Walbro has used since 2012 are as follows:

• Shemappandyou (one of his oldest known usernames.)
• Dominic Wolverhampton (The other one of his oldest known usernames.)
• Sdagadan Maphia (his actual oldest, according to himself.)

• Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (duh.)
• Roman Dog Turd (From the Uncyclopedia user Roman Dog Bird. Note that Walbro often refers to users that he doesn’t like by names that include references to feces, e.g. “ Aimsploturd ”.)
• Balamb
• I LUV KEV
• Frostea's Army
• Piss Eater

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