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Pinniped is a legendary piece of literature written by Conor Wilson, known by his internet pseudonym of 69.76.216.188, on April 24, 2008. It can be viewed here: This beautiful prose reads as follows:
โ ๐ฒ ๐ป๐ฎ๐ต๐ฎ ๐ป๐ฎ๐ต๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฒ๐ด๐ฎ ๐ซ๐ธ๐ท๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ ๐พ๐น ๐ถ๐ ๐ช๐ผ๐ผ ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ฒ ๐ต๐ธ๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐ซ๐ธ๐๐ผ ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ ๐ฝ๐พ๐ป๐ท ๐ถ๐ฎ ๐ธ๐ท ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ฒ ๐ต๐ธ๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฒ๐ด๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ถ ๐ธ๐พ๐ฝ ๐ธ๐ฏ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ป ๐ฌ๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ผ ๐จ๐ค๐๐๐๐๐! ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฝ ๐ซ๐ธ๐ท๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ ๐๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ท ๐ฒ ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ฎ ๐ซ๐ช๐ซ๐ ๐ซ๐ธ๐๐ผ ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ต๐ธ๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐ฏ๐พ๐ฌ๐ด ๐ซ๐ช๐ซ๐๐ผ ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ธ, ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ ๐ผ๐ฌ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ถ ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ฒ ๐ต๐ธ๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐ฒ๐ฝ, ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ฒ ๐ต๐ฒ๐ด๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐ฏ๐พ๐ฌ๐ด ๐ซ๐ช๐ซ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ผ ๐๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ท ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ ๐ช๐ป๐ฎ ๐น๐ธ๐ธ๐น๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ผ๐ธ ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฝ ๐ช ๐น๐ธ๐ธ๐น๐ ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ด! ๐๐ถ ๐ฌ๐ธ๐ท๐ธ๐ป ๐๐ฒ๐ต๐ผ๐ธ๐ท ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ฒ ๐ต๐ธ๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐ซ๐ช๐ซ๐ ๐ป๐ช๐ซ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ผ! ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ซ๐ช๐ซ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ผ ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ซ๐ธ๐๐ผ! ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ด๐ผ ๐ช๐ป๐ฎ ๐ฐ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ฝ ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ธ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ ๐ฝ๐ช๐ผ๐ฝ๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฒ๐ด๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฒ๐ต๐ช๐ฌ๐ผ ๐ฒ๐ท ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ถ๐ธ๐ป๐ท๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ผ๐พ๐ท. โ
