User:Nodnarb

Born in France in 1633, this boy loves to exchange bodily fluids with men. In 1970 he immigrated to America and was immediately sent to San Francisco to wed his significant other Steven. On his birthday he and Steven have 3 hours of passionate anal pleasure (Yes, he gets a poopy wiener), then he waits 20 minutes and takes a hot bubble bath with Steven, where they continure to pleasure each other. They have also been part of the world record 40 man orgy.

Later he was abducted by aliens, who told him that they would not probe him. But Nodnarb insisted that they stick one of them in his butt, and when they did he loved it. The disgusted aliens put him back in France and were never seen again after a hot man to alien orgy.

After having hot sex with the aliens, he was put back down onto earth. 5 minutes later, only to be abducted once more by rednecks, forcing him to change his surname to the same as theirs. Straight after changing his name, they took him back to the caravan to have hot sweaty animal sex with his new 'family'. For fear of his life, Nodnarb wore a condom. Unfortunately it was ripped off during the wild man orgy by another man's teeth. Nodnarb consequently got anal AIDs. Barely escaping with his life, Nodnarb decided to go to a local gay bar to find some sensual man love. All he managed to find though was a serial gay rapist looking for a new victim. Nodnarb was found dead several hours later by a gay couple having sex in the alley he was raped and killed in. BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

GAY

lol fag