User:Nachlader/How will YOU look OLD???

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LITTLE DONNY of Nursey Ward, Hinchingbrooke Hospital, Huntingdon, Cambs, UK is a small, young thing with aspirations to be come an affluent rich YUPPIE and budding THATCHERITE. Imagine his FACE when he was shown how OLD he would LOOK in 20 years time!!!

Donny says: "Sweet! I look really well!!! All my future colleges will be astounded to find that I'll become a wealthy, astute, corporate sportsman who plays for Brazil. They'll really respect me!!!"

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RONALD REAGAN of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, D.C. 20500 is a cool, hip youngster who's phat on the block and in there with the stylo. Imagine his FACE when he was shown how OLD he would LOOK in sixty years time!!!

Ronny says: "Wow! I look really old!!! All of my dude friends are totally flipping out. They're really impressed!!!"

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KIM JONG-IL of someplace, somewhere is a keen, fit, young social activist focused on turning whole lives and entire societies UPSIDE DOWN in a bath of ETHEREAL COOL! Imagine his FACE when he was shown how OLD the People's Republic of Korea would LOOK in 10 years time!!!

Kimster says: "Goody gum drops! It looks really unified!!! All my Communist friends will totally look on in envy. They'll probably declare war!!!"

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