User:MyOwnBadSelf/Alt-right

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The alt-right is one of the greatest mysteries of the internet. But there is still hope, in finding out what these mysterious people do their work on.

Here is a guide to understanding the alt-right.

What does it mean?[edit | edit source]

The alt-right, it is often believed, are a private army of far-right Donald Trump fanatics who border on Nazi behaviour. Well, of course, that's what (((the media))) say, but is it really true?

NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T! IT'S FAKE NEWS!

The alt-right are really your worst nightmare. You don't want to run into them on a rare day when they leave their computers and go outside.

Alt-right culture[edit | edit source]

Of course, these people aren't just defined by their political views, 'cause that's so boring and so 20th-century. We... er, they have their own set of beliefs, values, and most importantly, memes. Just go to /pol/ someday. You'll see what I mean.

A typical conversation on /pol/[edit | edit source]

  • Anonymous (1/1/9001, 12:24 AM) - i heard trump was gonna build a wall
  • Anonymous (1/1/9001, 12:25 AM) - yeah so did i, we're gonna build a wall too, to remember the 6 trillion!
  • Anonymous (1/1/9001, 12:30 AM) - PEPE! PEPE! PEPE IS LYF!
  • Anonymous (1/1/9001, 12:33 AM) - yeah, we're so cool, with our violence, and riding the leftists in helicopters... who could argue?
  • Anonymous (1/1/9001, 12:42 AM) - Anyone want to have some political debate? I heard Trump would shut down the government? What do you think?
  • Anonymous (1/1/9001, 12:59 AM) - think? shut up you cuckistani normie. Alt-righters don't think. You need to take a red pill.