User:MrN9000/WelcomeP
Oh Dear![edit | edit source]
Hello, MrN9000, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed your contributions and they have been pants. Basically, we think you're a spammer or vandal.
If you are not, please stop what you are doing and read:
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- Failure to do so will most likely result in a BAN.
When you have read that, continue editing, but ease up on doing the stupid things eh? Here is another link for ya.
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Again, piss off oh, I mean welcome! --