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Aiden
Biographical information
Homeworld

Kerrang! Magazine

Physical description
Species

Emo Crap

Gender

Debatable

Height

dead

Eye color

No

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

"Cardiotherapists"

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This page contains profuse whining. Proceed with caution.


“What is horror rock? It's fucking wack!”

“Here's my obligatory quote... I hope you like it. I'm too sad from listening to this shit to put any effort in.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Aiden

24th July, 2006[edit | edit source]

Aiden is a totally awesome band that you can always read about in Kerrang! Magazine. Everyone says they're emo, but they're blates punk. I love all their songs like "I Forgot to Turn Up To Heart Surgery Again"; "My Heart is in Need of Surgery"; "Anaesthetics"; "Anatomy"; "Knife Blood Knightmare"; "Surgery"; "Heart" and "Heart Surgery", it's so hardcore! You just can't beat Aiden. wiL is sooo hawt and he totally isn't gay, he's into chicks! Look: in that picture right there, that chick's helping him with his makeup and everything! And you can see they just got out of bed. See, loving Aiden doesn't make you gay 'cos he's not gay! 'Sides, I'm only a 15 year old girl, so I can't be sure about my sexuality anyway.

[[Image:AidenBand.jpg|right|thumb|"I'm so punk my ass bleeds whenever I breathe inwards!"]]

30th August 2007[edit | edit source]

But now they've gone all commercial. They're such corporate whores! I bet it wasn't even wiL's fault... bet he was forced to or something. That's soo not wiL. I loved their horror rock stuff, it was soo goth, but now it's all gay. Yeah, he does look cuter but they're soo much less punk.

But it's ok[edit | edit source]

wiL said that this album was way better than "Nightmare Anatomy" and I'm behind him all the way.

[[Image:wiLFrancis.jpg|right|thumb|"What are you doing? I'm not a fag!"]]

31st August 2007[edit | edit source]

OMG[edit | edit source]

How can anyone give them a bad review. Conviction is soo amazing, it stopped me from killing myself! wiL's been through such a hard time. This album's awesome how can you give this such a poor review! It's fucking awesome! Maybe it's not as good as Poison... now that's brutal. MTV and Kerrang are just the brutalest tv stations like evarrr hun, get used to it.

1st October 2007[edit | edit source]

I'm so scared. Today someone called me a scene kid... how wrong is that? So I blocked them on MSN... I was soo sad. My myspace bulletins are just crying out for help (well, except the quiz about what age I should have lost my virginity at) someone hug me!!!

2nd October 2007[edit | edit source]

How does Aiden do this... you guys have saved me from all my darkest hours, inspired every song I've written, stopped me from taking an overdose, inspired me to drop 3 jean sizes in 1 week (It's not my fault I'm fat... it's just a case of "once fat, always fat") and for that I will always love you guys. wiL, will you marry me?

3rd October 2007[edit | edit source]

Hey guess what guys? I've discovered this awesome new band, they're called The Used. The Used is a totally awesome band that you can always read about in Kerrang! Magazine. Everyone says they're emo, but they're blates punk. I love all their songs like "I Forgot to Turn Up To Heart Surgery Again"; "My Heart is in Need of Surgery"; "Anaesthetics"; "Anatomy"; "Pretty Handsome Awkward"; "Surgery"; "Heart"; and "Heart Surgery", it's so hardcore! You just can't beat The Used. Bert is sooo hawt and he totally isn't gay, he's into chicks! Well, doesn't Gerard Way from MCR count as a girl? See, loving The Used doesn't make you gay 'cos he's not gay! I'm totally in love with them and Bert's inspired me to fall in love with my best friend (who's a girl) so I guess I'm bi now! I feel so loved, it's awesome!

4th October 2007[edit | edit source]

Hey guys, this is my last post in a while... I'm going on holiday to New York, it's gonna be so fab! TTYL, k?