User:Mk 97/Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
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“Someone call for a really hairy pluber? Bow-chicka-bow-wow! I'm here to lay some pipe. Bow-chicka-bow-wow!”
“Shut up, Tucker!”
“You are one lucky bastard.”
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A few questions to stimulate your mind...bow-chicka-bow-wow![edit | edit source]
- What games do you like playing on your Wii? Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
- How wide does your dentist tell you to open your mouth? Bargh Chicker Barrgh Agh.
- How do you eat your popsicles? Bow chicka bow wow! Do they melt in your mouth easily? Bow chicka bow wow! Do they make a sticky mess all over your face? BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!
- What condiments do you like on your hot dog? Bow chicka bow wow! How about NONE? BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!
- Do you like chicken breasts? Bow chicka bow wow?! Do you eat the whole thing in one bite? Bow chicka bow wow!
- Do you remember scientific principles of thrust, drag, and lift? Bow chicka bow wow! How about force times mass equals ACCELERATION? BOW CHICKA BOW wait wrong formula.
- Were you a descendant from a homo erectus? Bow chicka BOW WOW!!!