User:Mk 97

Uh, hi. I like blind ninjas. mk97 | _khat ^{kontribuchens} 06:12, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Articles Claimed by the Nation of Markie-97

• Metalocalypse - (add quotes, template, more info, man, more info)

In Progress of Capturing

• Stairways (nuisance) - START THE ARTICLE
• Silly Songs with Larry - WHERE'S MY WATER BUFFALO, HOW COME I DON'T HAVE A WATER BUFFALO
• Bow Chicka Bow Wow! - concept page; supposed to be annoying
• Youtube Poop - ...

Articles That I Need to Polish with the Power of a Thousand Disenfectants

• Organization XIII - not mine; heavily editing it

Favorite Quotes

• "Jesus said to John: 'Come forth and you will receive eternal life!' But John only came fifth, so he won a toaster." - Black Jesus
• "Clues are typically a trail of violence and gore left by Grue. Viewers yell, "A clue! A clue!" to inform Reeve that they have spotted a clue. From there, Reeve digitally photographs the clue and uploads it on his handy-dandy laptop. After he has successfully gathered all of the clues, Reeve then sits down and thinks about what Grue may want to do that day based upon all of the clues he gathered. In just about every episode, Grue wants to kill people." - Grue's Clues
• "Da Black Mezzza Posse dat took care of da zombies and shit afta da punakss kraka Gordon fucked up der crib. Blak Mezza reprezent biatch!!!!" - Half-Life
• "A DRILL SERGEANT IS WHAT I MOTHERFUCKING AM! FROM THIS POINT ON, NOTHING WILL COME OUT OF THAT FILTHY CESSPOOL OF SHIT YOU CALL A MOUTH! YOU WILL ONLY RESPOND WITH 'YES DRILL SERGEANT' OR 'NO DRILL SERGEANT', DO YOU UNDERSTAND CADET?! WHAT ARE YOU? YOU ARE A PATHETIC, BOW-LEGGED, BASEMENT-WANKING MAGGOT! STRAIGHTEN UP WHILE YOU’RE READING THIS, MAGGOT! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?! YOU ARE OFFICIALLY MY BITCH FOR THE DURATION OF THIS ARTICLE, AND CONSIDERING HOW FAST YOU READ, YOU’RE GONNA BE MY BITCH FOR A SOLID WEEK! HEY! DON’T YOU EVEN TRY CLICKING ANY OF THOSE SHINY BLUE LINKY LINKS, MAGGOT! NOT THAT I REALLY EXPECT YOU TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE SUBJECT FOR MORE THAN TEN SECONDS UNLESS IT INCLUDES THE WORD “BOOBIES” OR “LOL” MORE THAN SIX TIMES!" - Drill sergeant