User:Mikevieira/Baby Boom
“I once Boomed a Baby. It's good, healthy and funny... I'm not referring to the baby of course!”
“In Soviet Russia, Baby booms YOU!”
“AAAAAAAAA!BOOOOOM!”
“I think babies don't like booming.”
A Baby Boom is a normal reaction of a baby after an excessive exposion to radioactive dump or just a fast axe coming at high speed.
History[edit | edit source]
A Baby Boom is a term used for a common act nowadays but its past is blurry and bloody. People from Australia near 1200 a.C. thought that medieval age sucked so they decided to step ahead. Part of the new way of thinking was that babies were not human (This idea is still present in our days). Although people still respected their dogs it was very common to boom babies since they came from nowhere.
Baby Boomer[edit | edit source]
The term Baby Boomer refers to a man that Baby Booms for a living. Of course many have already protested for this job but they are just jealous because they can't kill babies on their normal routine. Baby Boomers are usually high skilled men just like the The A-Team! A famous baby boomer of his time is Oscar Wilde. Oscar boomed about 7 babies per day. He was once condemned for killing too many babies but the judge was father of a 2 year old kid and when Oscar killed him the judge was so happy he judged Oscar non-guilty.