User:Midasminus

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“Midasminus is great”

~ Midasminus's mother on Midasminus

“With or without the glasses?”

~ Midasminus on "How do you see?"

“Who?”

~ Midasminus's brother on Midasminus

Hello. If you, dear Internet user, have come to this page, it means you have clicked the wrong link. Please go back and click the right one before the end of this phrase you're reading.

Unfortunattely, you have finished the last sentence. I told you not to. In this same instant, millions of tiny Midasminuses are climbing into your eyes, into your brain, which will be eaten in 5 seconds.

Have a nice day.

Midasminus himself

This is not a Midasminus. This is an Arkan sonney. They're known for not liking Midasminuses.

Age: Teenager

Country: Portugal

Philosohy of Life: Sort off and let me draw.

Contributions

This is Aishwarya Rai. Midasminus worships her.

This poor lady looked at a Midasminus.

• José Sócrates
• Gato Fedorento (written from the heart)-(the bastards deleted it!)
• Arkan Sonney
• Gremlins (the bastards deleted it!)
• Spider Pig (my Lord)
• Vanessa Anne Hudgens (someone deleted my precious Vanessa!)
• Ataegina
• Chimera - (the bastards deleted it!)
• Oranos (the bastards deleted it!)
• Nada (the bastards deleted it!)
• D'oh! - (those foockin' bastards deleted it! Why, why, I ask you?!)
• Wrong link

What is a Midasminus?

A Midasminus (from Greek Mytharcrappa) is a slimy unholy creature that can be found in Portugal or in the countries around it. Please sign this page and leave an offensive (or gentle) comment about Midasminus.

This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!