User:Methamphetamine!/Stash of Drafts
here are some drafts or something I guess.
UnNews:President Obama tries to regain his 'chill guy' status before making gun control laws[edit | edit source]
4 February 2013
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the wake of recent school shootings, President Barack Hussein Obama has decided to make laws on gun control to increase America's peace of mind. In the meantime, the White House has released a picture of Obama shooting a gun to show that he is "hip" and a "chill dude". He has also been reported to "do skeet shooting all the time."
While some people have accepted his "chillness", others are more hesitant to think of Obama as the "chill-as-hell" president he claims to be.
Why?:Isn't Uncyclopedia considered a reliable source?[edit | edit source]
Consider the story, if you will, of poor Johnny Tables. Johnny is writing an essay for his philosophy professor on the Socratic method and he needs to find some sources of citation for his essay. Knowing that he is in the 21st century, he goes to Google and looks up the Socratic method for possible sources. "Oh boy," Johnny says, "this website called 'Un-sick-loo-peh-dee-uh' has an entire article on philosophy! I shall digest this information immediately and at once!"
Seven hours later, he decides to copy the dialogue on the right, from the philosophy article, while citing Uncyclopedia as the source. "Oh man," Johnny states, "I can't wait to turn in my now-finished philosophy essay to my professor! He will be so happy that I finished his essay, and I will get an A++ and nothing will be wrong ever again!" The next day, he turns his now-finished philosophy essay to his professor, and within minutes he is kicked out of the class. "Oh jeez," Johnny spoke to himself, "I can't believe that my wonderful and recently finished philosophy essay had me kicked out of my class! Why isn't Uncyclopedia considered a reliable source?"
Jam session[edit | edit source]
A jam session is an attempt to keep things fresh in a band by playing with jam instead of instruments.