User:Matto58/sandbox/Lemon Demon

hi people reading this, this is a concept so far, thats why its part of my sandbox, please leave feedback on the talk page if there's any you'd like to leave :] (note that some parts are unfinished!)

Whoops! Maybe you were looking for an actual lemon, or an ordinary demon? How about the other and (un)arguably less relevant Lemon Demon?

“omg neil cicierega 😍😍😍”

~ Oscar Wilde on Lemon Demon

Lemon Demon is an American "band" founded by Nile Cigarette in 2003. He was a fuckin' geometric shape before that, which he retroactively changed to Deporitaz, which gives me "this is a brand of chips ain't it" kind of vibes (might be the similarity to Doritos, who knows), because turns out some band named Trapezoid decided to exist before Nail Cinderella was even born and forced him to change the name.

Discography

Oh yeah, he apparently makes music. Who would've guessed?

Clown Circus

Kneel Cicada's first Lemon Demon album. Features one of his greatest works, "Holy Bison Beaks!", which its guitar solo makes me shed a tear (definitely not of suffering but of its pure beauty) and the philosophical question of "[...] why do they call it a bridge anyhow? You cannot walk on it, it doesn't have a guard rail, it doesn't even hold many cows"; which - first of all, great question, thanks, Nye the Lemon Guy, made me shed 2 tears (one from each eye socket) and potentially (most probably) you too; and second of all, it's because it's a metaphorical bridge that connects two parts of a song together, and not a physical bridge that, in Nigel's words, "has a guard rail" and "holds many cows". Oh yeah, it features the beef bastard too.

Live from the Haunted Candle Shop

Main article: Amnesia

This is the least memorable Lemon Demon album. Name one song, go. Huh? I didn't hear you. Oh right, you didn't say anything. Correct.^{[uhm akthually mold en mono is one!1!1!][shut the fuck up]}

Hip to the Javabean

Literally the best album and if you disagree, I will cook you alive. :)

GRAVITY'S CALLIN^[who?] I'VE GOT SOME FALLING TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh yeah, that's probably the only good song on the album isn't i- SIKE "your evil shadow has a cup of tea" is a fucking banger.