User:Mak G Nigga/Sandbox 2

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“So touching, it made me put down my weed and give a standing ovation”

~ Rasta Jesus on A Day in the Life of a Black Person

“Wow, that is the most intelegent thing I have ever heard Rasta Jesus say, it must be a really good book”

~ Oscar Wilde on Rasta Jesus on A Day in the Life of a Black Person

“Wow being black is really dangerous”

~ Captain Obvious on A Day in the Life of a Black Person


Introduction[edit | edit source]

Tyrell Blackson is a 20-year old black man that has just moved out of his girlfriends house out on his own for the first time in his life. He has to find a job and start making a living but as all black people know, even just being black is really hard. So with the help of his lord and savior Rasta Jesus he tries to get his life on track.

Chapter 1:Bitch!![edit | edit source]

Tyrell ducked as the TV flew out the house, he was like "bitch tha fuck you do that for?" his girlfriend said back, "Couse yo black ass is a black ass nigga!". After this unfortunate incident Tyrell went to one of his other girlfriends houses to smash on that ass. When he was through having a extremely violent yet really fun smashing session he made that bitch make him some chicken, cause niggas love chicken.