User:MagicBus/Bio
Jeffrey Robert Bolton (born November 7, 1995 in Rochester, New York) is my username here on Uncyclopedia. I joined on October 20, 2012. I am christian and I believe in God. My favorite colors are blue, green and black. I will try my best to kick the 5-time champion and the 8-time champion out of NASCAR. My favorite football team is the Buffalo Bills and I extremely hate the Cheaters. I also like many rock bands from the 60's, 70's and 80's and wish Justin Bieber to hit puberty and to stop kissing his girlfriend. I also love to play the drums and I play them like Keith Moon of The Who. My favorite NASCAR driver is David Ragan.
Things That I Believe[edit | edit source]
- I believe that Dale Earnhardt did die but because Jeff Gordon shot him after the Daytona 500 in 2001. Gordon was so annoyed with Earnhardt that Jeff killed Dale himself, while Ken Schrader only wrecked him and Earnhardt faked his death.
- I also don't believe smoking or doing drugs are good for you, therefore, I don't do it.
- I do believe that Keith Moon did blow up toilets in hotel rooms with dynamite and John Entwhistle helped him out.
- I believe that Miranda Cosgrove is very sexy.
Uncyclopedia Timeline[edit | edit source]
This is telling you about what I have done on Uncyclopedia.
2012[edit | edit source]
I joined Uncyclopedia on October 20, 2012 and I have made nearly 50 edits, so far. I have made edits to The Doors, The Who, the worst team in the NFL, the quarterback responsible for the Cleveland Browns decline and Pink Floyd. I was also was nominated for N00b of the Moment in 2012. I have created the Selena Gomez page because I hate her.
2013[edit | edit source]
January 3, 2013: Sir Peasewhizz and I have started working on an article that I created called Ohio State University.
2014[edit | edit source]
Made some more edits, here and there. I'm also trying to persuade more people to join Uncyclopedia, like, one of my friends. No features.
2015[edit | edit source]
I will be on and off here every once in awhile. So I still edit and stuff but its only going to less than in 2014.
2016[edit | edit source]
Currently trying to be active but I'm trying to write more articles and of course editing!
2017[edit | edit source]
I'm editing less and won't be on here as much. I'm too young to retire.
2018[edit | edit source]
I'm still here. Barely...
2019[edit | edit source]
- I don't know yet. It hasn't become 2019 yet, has it?
- Took a little break. I'm back now and it's June :)
2020[edit | edit source]
- Left for a year.
2021[edit | edit source]
- Gone for most of the year but I have returned.
2022[edit | edit source]
- Once again, rarely on here.
Trivia/Fun Facts[edit | edit source]
- Right now, I would like to start a band. I would sound like Guided By Voices.
- I got my username from The Who's song, Magic Bus.
- I like a lot of TV Shows including: That 70's Show, Young & Hungry, Full House and Family Matters.
- My favorite bands are The Who, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Pink Floyd, The Kinks and Guided By Voices.
- I also go by Tigerman.