User:Madmerse
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Madmerse is crazy.
One day Madmerse drove too fast just so he could get a cop to pull him over. A cop did pull him over and Madmerse promptly devoured the officer.
Note — Madmerse doesn't really care if Smokey is on his tail, but he enjoys the occasional snack.
Contributions[edit | edit source]
Because he is batshit insane, Madmerse has contributed to these pages for reasons you cannot fathom:
- Disclaimer — Madmerse cannot write and, as such, is forced to hire Mexicans to do his writing for him. Any resemblance to the writing of Cheech Marin is unintentional and potentially humorous.