User:MNM5150/A Real High School Story
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It is time somebody wrote about high school relationships from the eyes of somebody who, day in and day out, lives this hell. So without further ado, I give you A Real High School Story. Based on some reality, but still kinda funny. Dedicated to the memory of Nintendorulez. Fuck Euroipods! Starring:
- MNM5150 as Charlie Jacobson, a freshman who refuses to cut his hair.
- Nintendorulez as Johnathan Carlson, his best friend and insider with the hot girls.
- Eddie Van Halen as Mr. Wolfe, the drunken, middle aged history teacher.
- Barack Obama as Mr. Jackson, the benevolent counselor and probably the only sane person at Samuel Everman High School.
- Jessica Alba as Mackenzie Davis, the hot, rich slut. Publicly hated by boys, but privately fantasized about. Especially by Charlie.
And Mr. Wolfe - Your Mom as Hannah "Fucktard" Baker, the ugly friend of Mackenzie Davis.
Scene 1: History[edit | edit source]
Charlie and Johnathan walk in late to history. It is 8:30 on a cold December Friday morning.
Mr. Wolfe: Charlie, Johnathan, That's 3 times this week. That's detention for the both of you.
Charlie: Your just pissed because you've got a hangover.
Mr. Wolfe Yeah, so?
Johnathan So, lay off and get to teaching us that boring shit you call history.
Mr. Wolfe As I was saying....