User:Lyle/HowTo:Annoy an Uncyclopedia Reader

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So you have been on Uncyclopedia and consider its users troglodytes of the lowest standard so wish to annoy them? Well now luckily there is a now a guide. Now you too can annoy them!

Reference all of the Uncyclopedia clichés you can remember

This can really make some users say AAAAAA!. To annoy people this is The Oldest Trick in the Book! It could even be considered a dangerous weapon its so annoying, actually I think it could go into some sort of List of weapons that don't exist, but should. Actually this is quite an obvious one, it's something some kind of Captain Obvious would say. I bet Oscar Wilde likes Euroipods and Kitten Huffing!

Maybe leave in the odd spelling mistake on purpose

This is actually surprisingly annoying. Just purposefully leaving in a spelling mistake. A grammatical mistake can also be quite irritating. We are not talking major annoyance really, but it can be quite infuriating. Especially if someone trawls through looking for the deliberate spelling mistake and it turns out it was all perfectly typed.

Claim Credit for things that you did not do

This does not apply to me, because I did it all. Yep. Every single article. Including UnNews and HowTos. All of them. I wrote them all. I actually founded Uncyclopedia. You should thank me.

Add a random image that had nothing to do with your article

When you have gone too far

• When You insult Chuck Norris. He is like a God to these people (despite being a freak).
• Linking to Uncylopedia's Rival..
• Vandalizing pages. LOLZZ WHOEVA WORTE THIS SUX COKCS LOL Y YOU WANT 2 ANNOY UNCYCOPEDIANS??? WE R AWESOME.