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“The Bouquet residence, the lady of the house speaking!”

~ Lady Bucket on the phone.



This idea here got a whole whole lot of things crunching in my head.

Perfect parody material, although she originally is a parody in herself. But that's why the absolutely serious dry tone comes in. It's like trying to tell everyone Elton John is straight... :P

To prove that the English five o'clock tea is not even nearly as complicated as one might think, here's a simple guide to how you can create your own charming little get-together in a highly casual fashion with your friends. One of our chief advisers on this matter has been the Right Honourable Dame Hyacinth Bouquet of Troughton (or some other very English sounding village) :)

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