User:Lolz89
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This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians. |
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. |
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
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Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page. |
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This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead. |
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. |
Biography[edit | edit source]
Lolz89 was not born, rather he was created by God to be the perfect human. But something went terribly wrong when Satan snuck into heaven and tainted the perfect being. This caused him to be not so perfect and kind of evil.
Roles throughout history[edit | edit source]
Lolz89 has had various lives that have been recognized in history, and he remembers all of them perfectly, because of his superior intelligence. They are as follows:
- Tutankamun "King Tut" (2500 BC-2482 BC)
- Julius Caesar (68 BC-24 BC)
- Lolz of Gaul (Paladin Supreme General Commander in Joan of Arc's Army) (679 AD-1278 AD)
- Lolz of Brittania (Paladin Supreme General Commander in King Arthur's Army) (1337 AD-1457 AD)
Paladinism[edit | edit source]
Lolz89 is an experienced double-veteran Paladin who has ascended to the highest Paladin rank twice throughout his existence, and could easily pwn any Paladin easily.
What Lolz89 sez[edit | edit source]
“all ur base r blong 2 us, n00b.”
“lol, stfu n00b.”
“I can pwn ur ass any day of the week except Friday, because I'm off duty.”
“Shut the fuck up, dumbass.”
What people say about Lolz89[edit | edit source]
“What the hell did he just call me?”
“Bob Dole can Bob Dole the Bob Dole.”
“Who the fuck is this guy, and what is his business?”
Lolz89 vs. n00bs[edit | edit source]
He hates n00bs and he will pwn, KOS, PK, own, etc. any n00b upon detection.