User:Lollipop/The Admins and the Users: A Two Part Musical/My Buddy Aleister

This song is from Scene Two of the Admins and the Users. It is sung by Magic man, Aleister, Hyperbole, and the backgroundn cast of IP's.

Lyrics

Magic man:

Oh, how great is it to see,

One of the best non-admins there could be,

It's my fucking buddy Aleister.

And when he gives out a grin,

it could break a face of tin,

It's my ejaculating buddy Aleister.

Hyperbole:

I'm gay.

Aleister and Magic man:

Shut up.

Aleister:

It's so great it is to hear,

While I drink this mug of beer,

my buddy Magic man.

While he performs a magic trick,

with his cape and magic dick stick,

it's my buddy Magic man.

Magic man:

Sure I you're a crat,

nor an admin at that,

But I respect you in every way,

Aleister:

This song is sung so odd,

I feel stiff as my rod,

But I feel so gay

Magic man and Aleister:

We're getting a bed in the upstairs hotel.

(wink)

(Everyone at the bar begins to boo the three and start throwing pumpkins and Campbell soup cans at them).