User:Lollipop/Sum cawk
Hoowdee, fraynd. Naymes Rooter Blackmayount. Whoot cayn ay doo fer yoo, pardner? Yoo wonderin' bout sum cawk. Seet dawn oon me steed Trigger, aynd eel tell yoo sum story bout sum cawk.
Oorayginations of sum cawk[edit | edit source]
Sum cawk stayreted in 1885, ween dem gold miners in Yukon wer diggin in dem mud. So I sayd to dem hey meen waint ya layk too soak sum cawk. Aynd they's layk sure mayn, goo rayt aheayd. Eend dats dem origination of sum cawk.
Sum cawk een moodurn sooceyerty[edit | edit source]
Sum cawk ees ay beeg thang down een Misserseeper wheer dem heat geets oon. So dem feerys goo sawk sum cawk too teek ayway dem sweat. Eet geets pretty sweety doown der in dem south, huh?
How dem fayrmers hayndel eet[edit | edit source]
Soo dem fayrmers hayndle it bay puttin' cutted beens an' cheese on the toast before soakin' sum cawk. Wee aynt soore eef eet heelps ayt all, boot wee aynt feending oot een noo taym.
Eee oonce hayd sum cawk[edit | edit source]
Eee reemoomber eet. Ee thank eet woos layk 1956, aynd ee woos hayngry. Soo I hayd sum cawk. Eet woos ay beet soolty aynd eet taysted foony. Eee neever hayd sum cawk aygayn.