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The language of Chicken was first recorded in 5678BC, since then it has come in a long road of advancement.

Chicken Basic Age[edit | edit source]

From 5678BC to approx' 2000BC it was the 'Chicken basic' age of Chicken language.

Sir KFC Age[edit | edit source]

From 2000BC to 1000BC, famous chicken Sir KFC led an empire of chickens. However it got defeated in 1000BC by the Quackian Empire.

Peckish Age[edit | edit source]

From about 1000BC to 980BC it was called the 'Peckish age'. This was a major point in Chicken history where all chickens revolted against their evil leaders of the Quackian Empire of the Ducks.

Cluckish Age[edit | edit source]

From then on from 980BC to about 20AD it was the period of the 'Cluckish age' where Chicken language took one step more advance. this was a famous time where verbs, adverbs and pronouns were developed.

Fried Chicken Empire[edit | edit source]

During the time of the age of 'The Fried Chicken Empire' (20AD to 1923AD) the language took another step forward in developing. The language of 'Pok BraWk!' was developed taking it forward, still today in modern society 'Pok BraWk!' is still used in some books.

Modern Age[edit | edit source]

From 1923 after the war between the 'Kentuckistan Chicken Empire' and the 'Power Beak Republic' war was waged, Chicken language was taken into modern account. The new and official language of 'Cluckin' Common' was formed. This being the new language which is used by all Chickens world wide. Until the 'Pecking Beak of Cluck Union' was crumbled due to the rise of the almost invincible demonic powers of the 'Kentucky fried chicken', 'BaWk Donalds' and other minor evil fast food outlets came out, 'Cluckin' Common' language still holds as the official language.

Pope Chick o' Fillet III

Future[edit | edit source]

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