User:Lejeune/Uncyclopedian from the Future
“The movie they didnt make about him would have been da shizzzz.”
“Yeah, I did the old man in. Blow me!”
“When and where?”
“I will kill you N3o, once a NoObleT always a noobLET.”
“I've had it with this mother fucking Uncyclopedian from the mother fucking future!”
In the future, an enterprising Uncyclopedian diligently studied the archane laws of physics in hopes of creating a time travel machine to return to times before his own and share the wisdom of the future. Unfortunately for him a lazy son-of-a-bitch from the future's future had copied his designs from the future and was already spreading the seeds of the future's wisdom in the Uncyclopedia of today.
Origin[edit | edit source]
The Uncyclopedian from the Future began his life as a small baby, one that was raised by the men of Sparta. His life would be a rough and tumble one, one where beating the final level of Halo 2 on Easy would be a most difficult task. One where the Playstation 3 would dominate his video gaming world. After learning that his video games would be forever dominated by the evil suckubus called Sony, he drifted torwards the computer world.
He would find a myriad of thing to entertain him self especially a game called World of Warcraft. This though would bore him eventually after he would pwn the face of the WOW gods, especially that of Leeroy Jenkins. This too would find him boredom and lead him onto an even bigger quest one of epic proportions: duping The Architect. The man behind the world's biggest plague; Wikipedia.
Destruction of the Architect[edit | edit source]
This was originally meant to be the basis for the third matrix movie, but Uncyclopedian from the Future Destroys the Retarded NoOb Architect from the Future was too long of a movie title according to Warner Bros. They elected to make a film worse than a Barbara Striesand movie, the third matrix movie.
The Architect was actually destroyed by the Uncyclopedian, and not the way the movie portrays it. The Uncyclopedian from the Future actually round house kicked the hell out of the Architect until he died. He then proceded to teach the move to God. The battle was meant to be one of epic proportions, a fight to the death between the Creator and the Createe, but really it was a lopsided battle that sucked just as badly as the ending to Kill Bill Vol. 2. After the Architect was destroyed some pansy bitch named N3o showed up. The Uncyclopedian round house kicked his ass so hrd that we went from nooBleT N3o to Neo, but still a noob. The Uncyclopedian sensed that he may have found some to pass his Herndonacity and ass kicking skills onto, but sadly that was not the case.