User:Lapisdragon/Thai Politics

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“ I am sick and I am tired of all these motherfucking civil wars on this motherfucking country!”

~ Nationalists on Thai politics
Thai Politics
(c) 2008 party bar soi 8 pattaya 3.jpg
read the file name, there is a clue to where you literally fight this battle
Conflict: over some chairs, lots of chairs
Date: 2004 - today
Place: Bangcock
Outcome: Nobody fucking wins, 51% of shares in Thai Government has been bought by Tesco
Combatants
Hammer and sickle.png Commies Yellow.PNG Banana Republic
Commanders
That Former Prime Minister A certain journalist
Strength
Supporter of that Former Prime Minister Bangcock dweller
Casualties
Human rights, Economy, That Former Prime Minister, Anarchists, Truth, Liberals, Anime industry, Prostitute, Democracy

This article is still in its first stage. The creator still can't come up with funny contents, or funny reasons why he can't think of funny contents.

For now we can ensure you that this article is about to become EPIC FAIL! After all it's about politics.

Logic behind Thai politics[edit | edit source]

It's motherfucking vicious circle! Enough is enough! I'm fucking tired of this motherfucking vicious circle in this motherfucking politics.

Logic behind Logic behind Thai Politics[edit | edit source]

It's motherfucking motherfucking vicious circle! "Enough is enough" is enough! I'm fucking tired of this motherfucking vicious circle in this motherfucking politics in these motherfucking memes.

Logic behind Logic behind Logic behind Thai Politics[edit | edit source]

What were you expecting?

You can do it, hope you know a thing or two about this topic, and know what Uncyclopedia is about, and not born retarded, and not aligned to either red or yellow, and not a bad politics fanboy the same way a bad Steve Jobs fanboy are. Seriously, article about Thai Politics are bound to be murdered because there are many fucktards who don't have humor/humour. Those basement dwellers are to blame for the fall of Thai webboards and Thailand's lack of presence on Uncyclopedia. If you shortdick are going to delete this Uncyclopedia article with some oh-so-respectable politically correct reason, go lick your beloved leader's superball.