User:LLBean/The Comprehensive List of Things That Bug Me
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Hello! Welcome! By clicking a link directing to this page, you have indicated interest in listening to me rant about things that bug me. Well done! You're the first! But of course, you'll soon tell all your friends to go here, because I am facinating. Sometimes I just sit still and listen to myself think.
But enough about me- let's talk about things that bug me.
- The television show "Spongebob Squarepants". I mean, he-lloooo?
(I acknowledge the fact that "he-lloooo" is not a proper word, but it was, in this case, utilized for sarcastic emphasis.)
Sponges, in case you didn't know, are, though actually animals, almost entirely inanimate. They do not have eyes, legs, knowledge of English, or indeed almost any of the characteristics ascribed to the so-called "Spongebob" (itself a blatant portmalieu of the word "sponge" and "Bob," a common domesticism for the proper name "Robert"). Shows like this not only show reckless disregard for the truth, but inflict this cavalier attitude on our youth. Shame on them. - People who pronounce the word "etcetera" as "ecksetera"
(this word is often abbreviated as "etc.," but this is a concession to lower beings who do not appreciate Latin. Also, in case you suspect grammatical error on my part, I did mean to place a comma after a period when I said "etc.,," and a second comma was appropriate there, because I was not only referring to the previous time that I had spelled it "etc.,;" I was also using a comma to join the sentences, and commas are always (it is correct, while in a section entirely in italics, to remove italics to indicate emphasis, as is the case in the preceding word "always") inside the quotation marks. People who do not know that bug me.)
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(Additionally, a second period after the closed parenthesis was appropriate there because I had not yet finished my original sentence pertaining to the word etcetera and pronunciation thereof.) - The "Rubix Cube" irritates me terribly, because it shows so strongly the difference between my impressive intellect and those lesser beings more of your type. I try not to flaunt my inherent supremacy; in fact, this article is a stupendous monument to my self restraint. I refrained from giving any indication that you are scum compared to me. However, my immense prowess at the Rubix Cube puts my abilities in sharp relief, often frightening the weak. It cannot be helped.
- The 1-10 rating system. Or not the system, per se, (It's Latin. Don't worry, I'll talk slower for you) but rather the way people use it. They act like there's no score between 2 and 9, and like a 6 is terrible, rather than above average! Every time I see a misused 9 I die a little inside. (Figuratively, of course.)
- People who are jealous of me. I mean, there are just some poor fools out there who ignore my immense mind and erudition, and act as if I annoy them. It's patheticly obvious that they wish they were me. I pity them, I really do. That's just how magnanimous I am.
