User:L10nM4st3r/Battle cry
Some guys like crying right before combat, as seen in the Norman Conquest Of Britain, where every soldier, on both sides would shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA at the top of their lungs until their throat hurt. The sobbing of pain afterward was called lovingly, "the battle cry".
Some say that doing so gives the user blessings from hell's king, which makes them demonic and crazed. Others say it expresses their unwillingness to die fighting or fight dying.
Common battle cries[edit | edit source]
- AAAAAAAA!!
- AAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGG!!
- AAAA!
After the cries[edit | edit source]
The cries started exactly 0.000000000000001 seconds after the super Mega-Man taco cannon was revealed and killed 50 billion men on both sides.
Apparently, the big battle-cry combo caused the extinction of the diplo creature that used to live in another galaxy. Actually, it caused a great imbalance to humanity. Gandalf the destroyer was about to destroy the world, but was stopped by Sauron the benevolent.
After the great battle cry, the universe reset. According to Jimmy. But Jhonny, his battle cry is a cry of blood!
Kids battle-crying[edit | edit source]
- ...What?
So back in 9043, during the red age, kids would get guns loaded with knives. You know what happens next.
What do you mean "no I don't"? FINE! It means the kids fire AT YOU and you get sliced apart into man meat. Afterward, they would cry.
Why you? 'Cause you're an adult, they are kids. Geeze, they don't know any better. What harm are they gonna cause, anyway?
What do you mean "it's illigal"? There is no such words, retard. What do you mean by that? Are you trying to say I'm retard? Me? Me!? You know, maybe you're right.