User:Lórien

Lórien
This user is a member of the Order Of Uncyclopedia. This user voted Captain Obvious for President. This user is not an idiot. But you are... This user has not beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire, but humor him and pretend he has. This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment. This user has lost Zork 3: The Dungeon Master by giving up after all this weirdness. This user has escaped the darkness and beaten Zork 4: Escape From Darkness. A This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss. This user has lost Grueslayer by winning, getting a Trophy Grue, and subsequently being eaten. This user thinks he's won at Choose Your Own Adventure, but it's rather hard to tell. This user has beat Cholesterol Joe's. Wow, that was anticlimactic!

Lórien is a male one-eyed-one-horned flying purple people eater. 'Nuff said. Lórien also enjoys making userboxes, which can be found at his userbox page. His userpage will be a great deal more impressive once he stops procrastinating. Or possibly the week after.