User:Kurtneyyy

— Uncyclopedian —
Name	Kurtney the First of Uncyclopedia
Born	Qwerty Uiop Asdfghjkl The same day as this dude (only 54 years later)
Name in real life	...Kurtney. What did you expect?
Nationality	Legoish and Teaish
Country	That country in Europe that everyone forgets
Current location	Somewhere
Languages	English, Danish, Norwegian and a gayer version of Latin
Ethnicity	Caucasian, Scandinavian, Latinx
Height	Around 5'4" (161 cm)
Hair	Brown
Eyes	Brown
Handedness	ambidextrous
Sexuality	Lesbian
Personality type	INTJ
Family and friends
Pets	A dead rat I used to have years ago. Apart from that, nothing.
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Religion	Courtnology
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Pinterest	r0ttingheartstringz
YouTube	r0ttingheartstringz
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This user is a Danish …And unabashedly proud of it! (List of Danish Uncyclopedians) This user is a total UKer and enjoys driving their Jaguar (NOT: JagWARR). (British Uncyclopedians)