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Kluft/Keeping Up with the Cardassians

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Genre: Reality Starring: see Cast Narrated By: The Cardassian/Jenner Family & Cast Country of Origin: Cardassian Union or Tajikistan Language(s): English No. of Seasons: 4

Production

Executive Producer(s): Gene Roddenberry Location(s): Cardassia Prime Camera: Single camera

Broadcast

Original Channel: History Channel Picture Format: 4:3 480i SDTV (Seasons 1-2) 16:9 HDTV (Seasons 3-Present) Audio Format: terrible Related Shows: Gul Dukat Takes Miami

Keeping Up with the Cardassians is an American reality television series airing on the History Channel. The series documents the lives of the Cardassian family, the former of which consists of the ex-wife and children of late attorney Robert Cardassian. Ryan Seacrest is the executive producer of the show but he spends to much time in gay bars, so creator of the show Gene Roddenberry had Seacrest fired. Though Seacrest's gay reports have never been proven. The latest season, season four, premiered on stardate 52453.5 and ended on stardate 542585.3

Cast

Main cast

• Kris Jenner, the family disgrace, is her daughters' business manager. Kris was married to the late Robert Cardassian, an unsuccessful defense attorney who became infamous during the O.J. Simpson show trial. They had 3 daughters and a son during their failed marriage. Kris divorced Cardassian in 1989 and later married weapons smuggler Bruce Jenner. Kris owns a children's boutique, Smooch, on Cardassia Prime, which is closed. She often comes into conflict with her three oldest daughters over her management of their careers but the love for her family always fails to keep her going.

Kim Cardassian shows off her body to a camera

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  Gul Dukat
  Gul Dukat, the nicest man in the galaxy, married Kris Cardassian in 1991, becoming stepfather to Kris's children. He is often depicted as the more conservative parent, and often engages in disagreements with his stepdaughters over their choices, but only wants the best for his children.
• Kourtney Cardassian is the oldest daughter born to Kris and Robert Cardassian. She co-owns a women's boutique, named A-S-S, with her sisters in weed, California, and co-owned the now recently closed condom store Sack-N-Lube with her mother. She previously appeared in the reality television show Deep Space Nine. She is currently in a relationship with her long-time boyfriend Scott Dick. She was notoriously knocked up by her douse bag husband. On December 14, 2009 Kourtney gave birth to a baby basterd, Gul Dash Dick, weighing in at 27 lbs, 3.1415926535897932384626433832795 oz., who, according to Kim, greatly resembles Gul Dukat.
• Kim Cardassian is the second-born daughter of Kris and Robert Cardassian. She co-owns A-S-S with her sisters Khloe and Kourtney. She is producing her own show called Spindustry with Jonathan Cheban and is launching her new perfume Mashing. She has a HUGE ass and average-large boobs. :)
• Khloé Cardassian is the youngest daughter of Kris and Robert Cardassian . she co-owns A-S-S, and made headlines following a DUI arrest in a gay strip club. She appeared in a nude photo shoot for some gay's "I'd Rather Go Naked than Wear Fur" campaign. She has also participated in Fear Factor. She married L.A. Fakers Damar Odom in a special episode.
• Elim Garak is the youngest child and only son of Kris and Robert Cardassian . On May 15, 2009 Garak graduated from the University of Southern California. And lives with his parents, and Khloe's wife, Damar.

• Kendall Jenner was born on November 3, 1995. The eldest daughter of Kris and Bruce Jenner, and the more reserved of the two younger sisters, Kendall has signed as a teen model for the Wilhelmina Modeling Agency and has landed a job with Forever 21, sparking jealousy from her younger sister, Kylie Jenner. She is now the spokesperson for Nordstrom.
• Kylie Jenner was born on August 10, 1997. The youngest daughter of Kris and Bruce Jenner, she is seen as the more sassy and glamorous of the two younger Jenner sisters and is often depicted as more outgoing and fashion-oriented than her older sister kendall. She recently had her 32nd period on the morning of July 9, 2010.

Secondary cast

• Scott Dick is Kourtney's boyfriend and father of her son, Gul Dash Dick. (season 1-present). He is a sociopath, and is being tryed for murdering AIDS infested donkies.
• Damar Odom is Khloé's husband and plays as a forward for the Obsidian Order. (season 4-present)
• Reggie Bush is Kim's on and off again boyfriend who with Kim mutually decided, after getting back together after Khloe's wedding after a short break, to end their relationship. He is the running back for the New Orleans Saints. (season 1-4)
• Adrienne Bailon is Elim Garak's ex-girlfriend who broke up with him because he cheated on her. She is also an ex-Cheetah Girl. (season 2-4) She is pregnent with a cheeta

Michelle Edelman- Kris's lesbian lover, makes a cameo in season 4, hott shit. They are releasing a new line of porn videos which will premire on the 5th season of the show.