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This man is demonstrating the act of Eye Peeing.

Ductal Urination, or simple Eye Peeing, is a rare birth defect among humans in which they urinate from their tear ducts. Victims of the disease usually refer to themselves as EyePees. An estimated that only 1 in over 127,001 is affected by this disorder.

Discrimination

Because of the proximity of urine to the brain, many EyePees are prone to vandalism.

A sad fact about EyePees is that they cannot release their pain by crying.

Due to discrimination towards EyePees, many perfer to remain anonymous.

Some literary scholars theorize that the famous writer 4.252.99.182 was an Anonymous EyePee. It is possible that the disease caused him to be severly depressed, and that his work Fisher Price is actually a suicide note to the world.

EyePee Pride

Among one of these is the popular eye pissing contest.

EyePee Address

In 2009, United States President Barack Obama touched on the issue of EyePee discrimination by giving his famous EyePee Address:

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In Popular Culture

This photograph taken proves that she is not an EyePee.

• In the late 90's an all EyePee American hip-hop group emerged called The Black EyePees. They remained mostly underground until 2002, when they added a female vocalist to the group. However, she was not actually an EyePee, leaving many of their old fans to believe they had sold out.

See Also

• IP Address - Unrelated to Eye Peeing