User:Kippy/Yule logs

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"Aah, God damn it."

Ah, yes. The traditional Yule log, the giver of warmth on a dark, winter's night. Or in many cases for the modern world, the phony Yule log which serves no purpose whatsoever. There is nothing quite like the simulation of a flaming faggot to create the illusion of warmth for senile old coots. How fitting, considering you won't find much warmth here at Uncyclopedia.



  • 12:00, December 21, 2024 B.C. Loki (talk | contribs) blocked Baldr with an expiry time of infinite ("I used to celebrate the Solstice, but then I took a mistletoe to the knee.")